I literally woke up dodging transporter beams. And no, I wasn't drunk.
Here's are a few images I took after the lights tried to take me-
Now, I'm not saying that I know with 100% certainty that it wasn't the crane but it wasn't the crane. And here's further proof I was almost taken! Have a look at who just followed me on Twitter-
Coincidence? Only if your not WOKE.