I got a lil' Turtle Power FOR YOUR FACE!
(WKMG ClickOrlando)
A Florida man threatened to destroy a town with his 'army of turtles' warning police they should never have 'f***ed with the saint' as he's arrested for shouting obscenities in the street...
Police received multiple calls the other day regarding a Florida man named, Thomas Lane AKA “The Saint”, for disturbing the peace at several businesses.
The cops came and arrested “The Saint” but before putting him in the police car, "The Saint" warned them that his “Turtle Army" will destroy everyone and wreak havoc on the local area.
Cops took him to the police station but "The Saint" made an escape!
Later cops found The Saint outside of a 7-11 cursing at customers.
Police approached him for a second time and "The Saint" then dialed 911 and told the operator that the responding officers ‘needed to leave now or you will all be sorry you *BLANKED* with the saint’.
He then added they ‘would all see what happens in an hour’ and warned officers several times of the violence his "turtle army" would impact upon them.
“The Saint” was quickly taken down and arrested.
Sadly his turtle army did not rescue “The Saint” nor wreak havoc on the local area.
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