DOES NICKI MINAJ'S COUSIN EVEN EXIST?
Like it or not, this is the world we live in right now: The Internet has spent the past several days talking about Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend back in Trinidad. You know, the guy who supposedly ended up impotent with SWOLLEN TESTICLES after getting the COVID vaccine.
It all seems like such a silly joke, but health officials in Trinidad & Tobago took it seriously. They even investigated this and they're not sure the guy even exists. The country's health minister actually held a press conference to say that they found NO REPORTS of men getting supersized junk from the vaccine.
He added, quote, "What was sad about this is that it wasted our time yesterday, trying to track down. Because we take all these claims seriously."
SNOOP DOGG AND MARTHA STEWART ARE DOING A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart are back for a Halloween special on Peacock. "Snoop and Martha's Very Tasty Halloween" will pit teams of three bakers against each other to build, quote, "over-the-top, full-sensory, immersive 12 by 12 worlds" inspired by the holiday.
The show starts streaming on Peacock on October 14th.
LIZZO WAS BUSY GETTING IT ON WHEN SHE WON HER VMA
Lizzo won an award at the"VMAs" on Sunday, but she wasn't there to collect it, because she was busy doing other things ... NAUGHTY things.
In a TikTok video she said, quote, "I really won a VMA while I was getting my back blown out last night . . . I'll be there next year promise."
Lizzo had the song "Rumors" playing in the background, with the lyric, "All the rumors are true, yeah / I [effed] him and you, yeah."
(PROFANITY WARNING: You can see the video here, but it's uncensored.)