Are you willing to trade just a little bit of your dignity for free ice cream?
McDonald's is running a promotion on Tuesday where you can get a free Caramel Brownie McFlurry . . . if you've ever, quote, "mistaken the McFlurry spoon for a straw." And that's pretty common, I guess, since the spoons are hollow.
Anyway, it's not like you have to sign an affidavit saying you've made that mistake. If you want the free McFlurry, you'll get an offer in the McDonald's app.