When itâs your wedding, you get to make a lot of the rules, but that doesnât mean people wonât make fun of them. A brideâs list of âdonâtsâ for her special day has made its way to Redditâs âWedding Shamingâ section and people are having a lot of fun with it.
Sheâs included all the things that should be banned from her ceremony and reception and some of them are standard, like no cellphones, especially during speeches. But others are pretty surprising, - and specific - like no flip flops from Old Navy on the dance floor. And she even has rules for when beer drinking is allowed!
Her list of âdon'tsâ includes:
- No rubber bands on your wrist
- No cellphones at the head table (especially during speeches
- No gum chewing
- No flip flops from Old Navy on the dance floor
- No sneaking glow sticks into the wedding
- No Apple watches allowed
- No drinking beer from a bottle on the dance floor (only wine glasses)
- ***Beer is allowed after photographers leave
- Questions, comments, concerns ⊠not allowed
Redditors have had a lot of fun ripping this list to shreds in the comments:
- âI think most people would never have thought to bring glow sticksâŠ.till now,â writes one user, âand now want to bring them all the more since they are âbanned.ââ
- âFitbits are good to go!,â writes another. âYou're also in the clear for that knockoff smart watch you found in the discount section. Rock on!â
- âHow are you supposed to do the cotton eyed joe while holding a glass of wine?,â asks another. âBottle beer is the only good dancing beverage.â
Source:Reddit